January 29, 2016

If I could've been someone in history I think I would want to be John because he is the only person who has seen heaven.

January 28, 2016

If I found a magic wand I would try to learn how to use it then get myself some food and some friends because I rarely have either.

January 27, 2016

Stay calm and calmly complain to the calm manager in a very calm fashion... even though there are bugs in my salad!! I CAN"T BELIEVE THERE ARE BUGS IN MY SALAD!!!

January 19, 2016

If I were a teacher I wouldn't assign homework so therefore nobody would forget it which in turn lowers my stress.

January 18, 2016

If my friend had something and wouldn't give it back I probally wouldn't care unless it was super important to me.

January 15, 2016

If I could turn invisible whenever I wanted I would probably never make myself visible.

January 14, 2016

If animals could talk I don't think they wouldn't even have the mental capacity to learn our language and commutate effectively.